Κακογάμηδες γκόμενοι, δαγκώστε τη σκόνη! Η… Interpol σας μαγκώνει (Julian Assange captured by World Dating Police)!

Naomi Wolf, Image via Wikipedia

Α, ρε Julian, φαρμακογάμη: Καταγάμισες την Αμερική… χωρίς προφυλακτικό (άρα… διέπραξες και βιασμό!)

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Απαγορεύοντας κάθε έμβασμα στο Wikileaks, η VISA, το PayPal και η MASTERCARD αποφάσισαν (πριν από μας για μας)… που θα δίνουμε τα λεφτά μας, όπως η… μαμά, που μου έλεγε «πάρε παιδί μου χαρτζηλίκι, αλλά ΜΗΝ αγοράσεις κόμιξ«. 🙂 Αυτό επέβαλλαν, σε όλους & όλες μας! Αλλά… ειδικά για σας, κορίτσια, η INTERPOL μαγκώνει τους… κακούς σας γκόμενους – λέει η Naomi Wolf σε ειρωνικό της «γράμμα στην Ιντερπόλ» (πιο κάτω).

• Στο μεταξύ, η άλλη Ναόμι, η Naomi Klein, δήλωσε χθες (στο twitter) πως το θέμα του «βιασμού» για το Wikileaks είναι πρόφαση, όπως το θέμα της «καταπίεσης των γυναικών του Αφγανιστάν« (και συμπλήρωσα: «σωστά, Ms. Klein, με τη διαφορά πως το δεύτερο ήταν αλήθεια ενώ το πρώτο είναι ψέμα«)

Διαβάστε επίσης:

• Πόλεμος στο διαδίκτυο (Radical Desire)
• Χάκερ στο πλευρό του WikiLeaks (Axinosp -δείτε δικό του σχόλιο στο τέλος)
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Απολαύστε τώρα το «γράμμα» της Naomi Wolf (μετά το αγγλικό τμήμα του ποστ):

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In English

Julian Assange has fucked the hell out of America’s secrets… without a condom (therefore he is a rapist, as well)!

What’s happening now, seems to me like a dictatorial Global Infantilisation Campaign: -Visa, MasterCard and PayPal are dictating to us where to spend our money (Like… mum used to say, when I was a kid: «Take this pocket money, but don’t waste it on comics«), while INTERPOL catches the… nasty boyfriends (for the girls)! 🙂

UPDATE: Meanwhile, a reader’s comment brought us this:

«Wikileaks: Stop the crackdown

The vicious intimidation campaign against WikiLeaks is wrong, dangerous and undermines the rule of law. Top US politicians have branded WikiLeaks a terrorist organization, and urged corporations to shut it down. Commentators have suggested assassinating its staff.

The future of our freedoms and the Internet is at stake. Let’s urgently take a stand to ensure governments and companies act with restraint and due process, not escalate this fight.

Sign the petition to stop the crackdown — we can reach 1 million voices this week!..

Anyway… Naomi Wolf is «thankful» to… Interpol, about Julian’s arrest:

Dear Interpol:

As a longtime feminist activist, I have been overjoyed to discover your new commitment to engaging in global manhunts to arrest and prosecute men who behave like narcissistic jerks to women they are dating.

I see that Julian Assange is accused of having consensual sex with two women, in one case using a condom that broke. I understand, from the alleged victims’ complaints to the media, that Assange is also accused of texting and tweeting in the taxi on the way to one of the women’s apartments while on a date, and, disgustingly enough, ‘reading stories about himself online’ in the cab.

Both alleged victims are also upset that he began dating a second woman while still being in a relationship with the first. (Of course, as a feminist, I am also pleased that the alleged victims are using feminist-inspired rhetoric and law to assuage what appears to be personal injured feelings. That’s what our brave suffragette foremothers intended!).

Thank you again, Interpol. I know you will now prioritize the global manhunt for 1.3 million guys I have heard similar complaints about personally in the US alone — there is an entire fraternity at the University of Texas you need to arrest immediately. I also have firsthand information that John Smith in Providence, Rhode Island, went to a stag party — with strippers! — that his girlfriend wanted him to skip, and that Mark Levinson in Corvallis, Oregon, did not notice that his girlfriend got a really cute new haircut — even though it was THREE INCHES SHORTER.

Terrorists. Go get ’em, Interpol!

Yours gratefully,

Naomi Wolf

Source: Julian Assange Captured by World’s Dating Police

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